-Can I have your number? 

- Help me 

- Sorry 

- You’re right 

- I love you 

- Goodbye 

I gave up on you, but when I saw you lying there in the grave yard I couldn’t leave. 

Maybe the way he needed you then, is that way you need me now. 

Here’s to the people to keep me sane… my imaginary friends. Cheers!

The animals peaked through the bars at the spectacle of humans. “How silly they look” said the Koala, as he left for the next display.

The aliens sat and watched our family for two weeks. Yesterday, they abducted the cat and left for home.

My cat walked up to me and said “isn’t it about time you wake up?” I sighed and then realized… I don’t have a cat.